You know what I don’t like. Fucking people taking pictures of themselves (selfies) and then adding them to foursquare listings. Like. Fuck you that’s not a picture of Yard House that’s a picture of your stupid fucking face. Ugh. I’m hungover. Just. nvm
Two guys just kissed me granted I have slept with them. Idk what the fuck is happening.
I feel like I update my fucking flash player every other fucking week. Fuck.
What the fuck is the point of linking to your Instagram on grindr if you have it set to private. Like seriously fuck you. You’re an ass.
Anonymous asked: what is the key to your skinniness
I have no honest idea. I just can’t seem to gain weight.
A very special song for Christmas Peel’s favorite fan, Dan, the man.
YES YES YES I love it.
my mother just asked me “did you best friend him on Facebook”
and I’m just like “you have no idea what the internet is, do you?”